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clownkissersinternational:

“i could fix him” please don’t it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

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manywinged:

manywinged:

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like “do you mind if i ask you for help with something?” and when i jokingly said “i don’t think you have much of a choice to be honest” he replied “we always have a choice” and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

ALT

it literally felt like this

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re-dracula:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

concept print:
“ART THOU FUCKLESS”
using the ace flag as a colour scheme

okay okay currently on the new/renewed print designs list:

• Dracula Daily Facebook Rant
• Fuck Around And Find Out
• But soft, what baja through yonder window blasts
• Whalefall
• The Ides of March: A Callout
• Art Thou Fuckless
• Do Good Recklessly (redo)
• Limerick Rolled (redo)

god i’m gonna have a VERY busy next week or so

WE BEGIN WITH THE NEW PRINTS!

By popular demand, you can now buy yourself a TOTALLY not unhinged Jonathan Harker letter! Wax seal of your choice is included and it comes folded in with a paprika hendl recipe, on 65lb vellum finish

@re-dracula I think I remember saying I’d @ you about this when it’s complete

YESSSS LETS GOOOOOO

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jasonxapologist:

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sketchdeath:

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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inthisbehemothtyphoon:

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trislosherfan25:

Yaaay fruit party!!!!

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adonischildsupportcase:

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theconcealedweapon:

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